[ `squints a little, then looks straight ahead and stares into the distance for a few moments. ] … Fine. Ferrets are the best. The best. Ever. In the universe. I feel ferrets on a spiritual level.
So what you’re saying is, the ferret is your spirit animal? [ ‘Partially covers her mouth, muffling her laughter; she finds herself more amused by the reluctance to admit the fact, as opposed to the fact itself. ] Now that’s adorable.
Did you not hear the rest of what I said woman?! You’re crazy! I knew it! [—He backed away from her, rubbing his leg with a forced, painful look, brows furrowed together.]
[ ‘She raised her brow, watching him back away and rub his leg; she couldn’t help but laugh, shaking her head. ] You are such a drama queen. That can’t possibly have hurt… And I’m not crazy, I told you I’d kick your ass.
You’re too squishy and cute. But then again that type is the type to be a little shit and get you when you’re not looking. [—eyes her over, shaking his head.]
Too squishy and cute?! Oh, that’s it. [ ‘She kicked out at him without warning, quite literally kicking is skinny ass, though it lacked any substantial force; she was being more playful than anything else. ]